--oh, is it on? Hi, everyone! This is Shooter! I can't talk right now because I'm training or something but you should call me back until I answer! Especially if it's about a batt-- ohhh, you're someone I beat, right? That's okay! We can totally have a rematch, bro. Call me.

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[ Guess what, Route? It's another close-up of Shooter's face! Just what you always wanted.

After a second or two, he swings the camera around to focus on a scorpion sitting in the grass. ]

HEY GUYS! Check it out! This guy just turned up in my PC out of NOWHERE, and just in time for us to go through the woods, too! I'm still looking for someone to ( Read more... )

HEY, EVERYONE!

[ Welp, looks like Shooter is fine. The kid sits on the back of his Rhyhorn, a Charmeleon at his side -- and a blindfold on his face. The frayed bandana that usually holds his hair up is now tied over his eyes instead, and judging by the weird angle he holds the 'gear at, it's working ( Read more... )

[ The feed starts up to show a grinning Shooter, Rattata perched on his shoulder, forest rolling by in the background. The camera swerves and bobs continuously, jostled as the boy holding it seems to be... riding an animal? The camera's pointed upwards to his face; it's all offscreen. ]

WHOA. This is so crazy! I went to sleep and it was May and ( Read more... )

A. [ Ridiculously early in the morning, all of Johto gets a shaky close-up of a Zephyr badge, and this call goes out: ]

HI JOHTO IT'S SHOOTER HOW ARE YOU I'M GOOD GUESS WHAT MY RATTATA IS SO COOL HE'S THE BEST RATTATA AND TODAY WE HAD TO FACE OFF AGAINST A REALLY TOUGH PIDGEY BUT THEN WE WON AND WE GOT A BADGE BYE.

[ Click ( Read more... )

WHOAA!!

[ Yep, Shooter's being loud over the Pokegear again. Today, it's because his beloved, impossibly lazy Buneary is finally all set to evolve! The little boy is practically bouncing in place, wearing his Magikarp-fishing bucket like a helmet, watching the white light fade to reveal...

( Cut for pictures! )

[ While most sane people are inside right now, one little boy is running around Violet like this is the best day ever. It's difficult to see, between the water drops on the camera and his Buneary's terrible camerawork, but the kid is dressed in jeans and a T-shirt -- soaked to the bone, hugging a plain metal bucket to his chest. ]HEY, BROS! Does ( Read more... )

TESTING, ONE TWO THREE! Testingestinestingesting!

[ Hope you missed having your eardrums threatened, Route; Shooter's voice seems pitched oddly, the sound on the 'gear fluctuating, but he's as loud as ever. Things steady out after a moment, and twitching static gives way to a stable video feed. ]Is it working? I think it's working. HEY, EVERYONE ( Read more... )

HEY, EVERYONE! Check this out!

[ Hope you have sturdy eardrums, Route. Shooter's voiceover is too loud to miss, though he's not actually on screen; the camera zooms in clumsily on a trembling Pokemon egg, cracks spreading across its surface. It gives one last jerk, glows faintly, and...
( cut for images /bandwagon )

HEY, EVERYONE!

[ Anyone using their 'gear at the moment will be getting an earful, along with a close-up of this masterpiece:


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